Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Soft Pretzels



I like to think that I eat healthy most of the time. I do not like like words like "diet" "carrot" "gylcemic index" "scale" "whole foods" and such.  They imply change and change is the most feared of all terrorists. Fear suggests uncomfortable and the worst thing about that is its so uncomfortable. I like words like "snickers" "spam" "hoagie" and the best invention of Aunt Jemima "syrup." Yesterday on our way back to the office, we stopped at whole foods (Phila Pretzel Company) and got $5 worth of healthy. I had three pretzels and was in a foul mood the rest of the day. I kept felling guilty about eating those things. Why don't I feel guilty about eating them while it is happening, I will never know, it seems I am in a sort of white sugar blackout.  Mustard is healthy, right?

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